Stoners live, and stoners die. But that doesn't mean shun out the rest of the world and just get high.
1. Get really baked and create something new.
Creativity comes naturally when you are high. Utilize your high and create a masterpiece.
2. If you get high and don't have a job, get one.
Spider-Man had to get a job to support his love for Mary Jane, and he's a superhero.
3. Stop setting yourself limits. Get high and fly.
You can't and won't truly get high until you believe in yourself and let go of limitation.
4. Find your inner happiness and always stay high.
Weed amplifies your emotions ten fold. Become the happiest stoner in the world, and you will be living the dream.
5. Only the best true stoners keep an open mind.
Don't stay set in your ways. Break bad habits, create new ones. That's why weed is still illegal in America.
6. Smoke herb with passion and become passionate.
It's easy to smoke weed, but can you love the weed you're smoking and be passionate with each puff?
7. You're a stoner. You should feel proud about that.
Never let anyone put you down or tell you that you can't do something because you get high. Those people live in a negative world with negative outcomes.
8. Intelligent stoners are people changing the world.
Learn something new today, read a book, start a blog. Create and persevere and you will be an amazing one of a kind stoner.
9. Good fulfilling music opens up a whole new high.
Find something new to listen to today. Expand your collection. Find some songs on Pandora and let them become a part of you. Finding new music is like making a new friend.
10. Stoners learn a lot just from turning the TV on.
Whether it be for entertainment purposes, or for simple entertainment. Watch something you enjoy watching stoned and let go of who you are for a bit.
11. Free time to a stoner is like an ocean to a fish. Limitless.
What a stoner does with his or her free time today makes them the person they are going to be tomorrow. Whatever it is you are doing, make sure you are constructively making a conscious effort to better yourself and your life.
12. Love yourself for being a stoner, and love others for loving you.
Your heart is a bong and without weed, it's empty. Fill your heart with love, and people will love you and you will love yourself. It's an exciting world to live in when you feel nothing but love.
13. The World's best stoners have the courage to face all of their fears.
Never let any fear hold you back from being the stoner you are meant to become.